At this time, my roommate and I are watching straight porn and instead of finding it gross, we also can’t stop laughing at how funny it is. “Asian schoolgirl ass-fucked by stranger”. She’s like… dressed in a schoolgirl outfit but she has fucking red high heels. and then she walks away and enters a room and she gets cornered by the guy BUT behind her is a fucking doorknob. like run away omg
this is exactly what’s going to happen the next time i enter a public stall
You don’t automatically become a ball of sunshine. Everyone has their secrets.
so i saw this on my dashboard and thought AWW how cute, a snorlax trying to catch an alakazam!! and then i scrolled down and saw… something… NSFW…
iraffiruse
ITS BACK IAND I CNANTN BREATCHE
(Source: iraffiruse, via that-is-just-too-awesome)
there were so many hot people at the gym that i literally “mind fucked” them all.
internetexplorers
once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
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idgafimawesome
it’s funny how i dont see this exact tweet on their twitter page
(Source: idgafimawesome, via thatdudequis)
