U kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

(via stanley-tsaii)

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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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(Source: umq, via justicar-ace)

Anonymous asked:
????? how many followers do you have??


those question marks tho


There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

(via oceana-atlantic)

ibrokemyheart asked:
Tomato - You wore my favourite shirt today. /creepy-wink (JK I don't even know where you're from, AZ or CA maybe? Narnia? I'm just jumping on the bandwagon)

Ohhh you want to know where I’m from? You should have just asked! haha

I came from my mom’s stomach.

seeaann asked:
Pineapple (⊙‿⊙✿)


meth-u asked:
Watermelon, Lime

wait a minute there is a limited number of fruits so im starting to run out of things to say

I mean I’m flattered very much! :D

houndevidevi asked:
Lime, Orange, and Watermelon

why y’all gotta choose the heavy ass fruit huh

but yes I approoooove

mister-davey-jones asked:
Banana ;) We all know what that fruit means.

bananas bruise easily

i assume you like to beat up your significant others

til they bruise

kwisstafurr asked:
Orange & Watermelon

thaaaaaaaanks >:)

remember the time when i thought you were “k swiss”

slimeknight asked:
so many fruits from this fruit

I was going to joke and choose a bad fruit but all of them are compliments -_- I didn’t notice this..

lazyencyclo asked:
Watermelon, Paopu, Orange, and Tangerine

wuhuhu yessssss now this is flattering ^_^

likeacooldude asked:
cucumber = fuk u

is taht a fruit